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mykelle
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Favourite style of art: Any?
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: Turtle
Wallpaper of choice: Don't like Wallpaper.
Skin of choice: ...I like the one I have thanks.
[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ]- You smoke.
[x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream. (DULCE LE LECHE YAY!)

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[X] - You have more than 3 pets. (Not funny guys)
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.(its my second fav?)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime. (Some of it)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[ ] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[ ] - You play video games.
[ ] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse. (Only when necessary)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[x] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (wat)
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. (who are these stranger bitches and why would I care)
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[x] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[ ] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before. (Stupid rat dissection)
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. (What doesn't kill me will make me more resilient!)
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 37

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.(kinda hard not to at my house)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.("Is that a snake?" OMG SNAKE!!! "Oh wait...it's a plastic bag)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade".

TOTAL SO FAR = 44

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[ ] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[ ] - You love to eat candy

TOTAL SO FAR = 48

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict. (Diet Coke is infinitely better)
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".


GRAND TOTAL = 54



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

I am a moose humping a guardrail. Yay.
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: For Reasons Unknown-The Killers
  • Reading: Rich Dad Poor Dad/ NightFall/Revolutionary Road
  • Watching: NADA
  • Playing: Nothing.
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Nothing.

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:iconravenermi:
ravenermi Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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:iconstaccato:
Thank you for the watch!
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Esu-san May 23, 2011
Thank you so much for watching me! :heart:
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CodeNameZimbabwe May 10, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch! :icongrin--plz:
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:iconthe-inuzuka-master:
hi there~! thanks for watching me xD however, I just want to notify you that I've moved to :iconemorenji: and will post new arts there :3, so yeah, you can stalk that account if you want more

thank you again~
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:iconhamstercheese7:
No problem, and I'm watching your new account too :D
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Emorenji Apr 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank youuuuzz \o/
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:iconwhitetom:
a lot of thanks for the fav :)
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:iconbatsuevil87:
Thanks so much for Fav!
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